.: Class 2/2 ; WE SHALL REBEL. Whos with us? :.

Thursday, May 28, 2009

Hi, everyone.. Yes, its me, Shinyin, again.

k, i nvr go 打听 any news so don't have any latest news to post here right now.

continue with teasers:

Q: what is the difference between someone jumping from 20 storey and 2nd storey
A: one is ahhhhhhhh pooffff... the other one is poofffff ahhhhhhh

Char Siew Pao and Mee Kia got involved in an argument. Char Siew Pao got very angry and shouted at Mee Kia, "I'm going to find my gang and beat you!"
So Char Siew Pao went to round up Leng Yong Pau and Tau Sar Pow. Just then, Maggi Mee walked past. Immediately, the Paos started to beat him up. As Char Siew Pao was punching Maggi Mee, he shouted, "Don't think just because you perm your hair, we can't recognize you, ok!

One day, a man left his family to go to Johor Bahru for a business trip for a month. He gave his wife a farewell kiss and said he would email her everyday. Upon reaching the JB Hotel, he was given a Suite and was extremely pleased with the room as it even had a computer there. So he quickly turned on the PC and sent a email to his wife. After he sent it, he found he had sent it to the wrong email. By then, a funeral was held for a widow's husband in Huston. As she entered the house and checked her email full of condolenses, she fainted. Her son entered the room and read the email. It wrote "Hi Dear, I have reached my destination and i am very happy here. The place is wonderful and it even has computers here, I hope you would be happy without me around. Looking forward to seeing you in a month ^^. From your loving husband.

(this is going to confuse u XD )
Two men met at a bus stop and struck up a conversation. One of them kept complaining of family problems. Finally, the other man said: "You think you have family problems? Listen to my situation." "A few years ago I met a young widow with a grown-up daughter. We got married and got myself a stepdaughter. Later, my father married my stepdaughter. That made my stepdaughter, my step-mother. And my father became my stepson. Also, my wife became mother-in-law of her father-in-law." "Much later the daughter of my wife, my stepmother, had a son. This boy was my half-brother because he was my father's son. But he was also the son of my wife's daughter which made him my wife's grand-son. That made me the grand-father of my half-brother." "This was nothing until my wife and I had a son. Now the half-sister of my son, my stepmother, is also the Grandmother. This makes my father, the brother-in-law of my child, whose stepsister is my father's wife, I am my stepmother's brother-in-law, my wife is her own child's aunt, my son is my father's nephew & I am my OWN GRANDFATHER!"

(i know u guys like DIRTY story so i will post the one and only DIRTY story here, plz enjoy it)

once upon a time, there was a 16 year old boy by the name of John. John asked his parents for a mountain bike for his birthday and got his wish. So on his birthday, John took his new bike out for its first ride in the evening. Cos it was evening, the sun had set and it was quite dark. Despite this, John rode on through the poor visibility when suddenly...SMACK!!! He rammed into a street lamp and fell off his bike and into a nearby puddle of filthy mud. The mud was brown and thick and there was dead leaves and animal waste in it. John's leg was trapped under a plant and had to roll around in the mud until his whole body was very dirty before he could free himself. The end. Dirty enough ?

Ah Beng calls the telephone operator:
Ah Beng: "Could you please tell me the time difference between Singapore and New York?"
Operator: "Just a minute..."
Ah Beng: "Thank you."
Ah Beng got his answer and cut off the line.

After completing a jigsaw puzzle he'd been working on for quite sometime, Ah Beng proudly shows off the finished puzzle to a friend.
"It took me only 5 MONTHS to do it," Ah Beng said.
"FIVE MONTHS? Why did you take so long." the friend asked.
Ah Beng replied, "No, it is not long at all, look at the box, it says it is for 4 to 7 years".

the end. if there is a next time, i will post more teasers.

6:31 AM

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