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Monday, May 18, 2009

Warning: this post is full of grammar mistakes.The sentence structure is also no good becuase it is written by a girl who ALWAYS fare BADLY for ENGLISH. (but she is trying her best to improve her eng nowadays) So later on plz don criticise it, as you don have the rights to do so. Those caught doing so will be referred to as "proud, arrogant and si-tu-pid" Thx for your cooperation.

step 1: lets start off with a formal greeting - hi everyone.
Step 2: Introduce myself - hi i am Shinyin and not other ppl like AH CHUA.
step 3: Content:

let start off with the lastest news..
Or maybe many many many weeks ago de news.
There is some rumours which is 99% true about andrew aka firebird.
Some said he is now dating a girl.( to protect the interest of the girl, i will not mention her real name)
Some ppl comment that both of them are blur, now that they had become a couple wouldn't it be blur, blur and even more BLUR !
Some said they are a funny couple. They like to sms each other and think no one knows about them. ( oh plz, andrew don be so naive)

second news. Instead of the Chans brothers.. We have the LEE brothers. Which include (Samuel and trevis)LEE. Factorise out.

Trevis had been involved in some childish act, which i really really dunno why he wanted to be so childish when he CLAIM that he is young in heart but MATURED outside.
(k ,tats disgusting) K, trev had one bad point , thick skinned. But he also hav good point, that is he is good at bowling.

Samuel good point: He is good in english
Samuel bad point: you all should no wat is it...

Third news. June holiday is coming. Some ppl said they are organising a chalet. For more information, ask other ex-class22 ppl.

k, i think thats all.. i forgot some of the news le..
erm, now i will post some teasers to let u all strain that mouth of yours.

teaser:

An ant knocks the door of a HDB flat. House owner opens the door. "I want a place to stay", said the ant . "I have a vacant room which you can occupy for free of cost", said the owner. Ant went inside and occupied that vacant room. After some days, the ant brought in another ant and requested the owner "Can you please allow this ant to stay along with me". "Oh sure, you can do so without paying any rent" said the owner. After some days the ant brought one more ant and requested the owner to allow that ant to stay with it. Owner agreed to it without asking for any rent. This continued i.e ant brings in one more ant and owner agrees for it. On one fine day, the ant brought in tenth ant and requested the owner to allow that tenth ant also to stay with it. The owner said "Ok, you all can stay here but you need to pay rent". Now the question is Why did the owner ask for rent when the tenth ant came in?
Ans: Because they are now Tenants (Ten ants)

Q: What is the colours of Power Rangers?
A: Gold, cos "Gold Gold Power Rangers!"

Q:
There's one hundred people weighing 100kg each in a submarine.
Why did the submarine sink?
A:
Because submarines are meant to be submerged.

Once upon a time, there lived a green man in a green house which was in a green district. One day while he was bathing, a female friend of his came round to visit and rang the doorbell. Upon hearing his doorbell, the green man hastily wrapped a towel round himself and went to open the door. At that moment, he accidentally dropped his towel and his friend screamed in shock. Still screaming, she ran off and got knocked down when she dashed across a road. She died, the end.

What is the moral of the story?
Ans: NEVER cross the road when the green man is flashing. (only for jokes, plz cross the road when green man is flashing)

a guy called psycho went to learn types of therapy...he managed to graduate from the medical school and he thought of openin a clinic...he told the contractor that he would like to have his signboard written as "psychotherapist"...the contractor later found the words to long and decided to break the words...
the next day...psycho went to see his new clinic and had a shock!tis was what he had seen on his sigboard...
PSYCHO THE RAPIST

One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend suggested that he go to a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor.

''Simply put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about it. It only costs $10." Bill figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the drug store. Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and deposited the $10.

The computer started making some noise and various lights started flashing. After a brief pause out popped a small slip of paper on which was printed: "You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water. Avoid heavy lifting. It will be better in two weeks."

Later that evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was and how it would change medical science forever, he began to wonder if this machine could be fooled. He mixed together some tap water, a stool sample from his dog and urine samples from his wife and daughter. To top it off, he masturbated into the concoction. He went back to the drug store, located the machine, poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer again made the usual noise and printed out the following message:

"Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. Your dog has worms. Get him vitamins. Your daughter is using cocaine. Put her in a rehabilitation clinic. Your wife is pregnant with twin girls. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer. And if you don't stop jerking off, your tennis elbow will never get better."

~the end~ will continue nxt time.

7:59 AM

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