Wednesday, October 24, 2007
Teasers..

One day, a Chinese and Steven Spielberg were drinking in a bar. Suddenly, Steven Spielberg slapped the Chinese.
SS: DAMN YOU! You bombed the Pearl Harbour!
Chi: "What?!It wasn't me! It was the Japanese!"
SS: "Japanese, Vietnamese, Chinese, ALL THE SAME!"
Then, the Chinese punched Steven Spielberg.
Chi:"Bloody bastard, you sank the Titanic!"
SS:"What?! It wasn't me! It was an iceberg..."
Chi:"Iceberg, Carlsberg,Steven Spielberg. ALL THE SAME!"

More...

NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go and couldn't return to Earth. The first applicant, an engineer, was asked how much he wanted to be paid for going. "A million dollars," he answered, "because I want to donate it to M.I.T." The next applicant, a doctor, was asked the same question. He asked for $2 million. "I want to give a million to my family," he explained, "and leave the other million for the advancement of medical research." The last applicant was a lawyer. When asked how much money he wanted, he whispered in the interviewer's ear, "Three million dollars." "Why so much more than the others?" asked the interviewer. The lawyer replied, "If you give me $3 million, I'll give you $1 million, I'll keep $1 million, and we'll send the engineer to Mars."

Stay tuned, more teasers on the way.

-Samuel-

6:29 AM
Ah Chua was here







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