.: Class 2/2 ; WE SHALL REBEL. Whos with us? :.

Sunday, July 5, 2009

it is a miracle tat samuel give mi the pass+ id for this blog AGAIN. cos that time, he said he dunwan gif le, but now.. still give .. haiz..
can see how despo he is to hav someone updating this cant be more dead,dead blog =.=

ok, no big news nowadays.
nothing shocking happen except H1N1.
k, nothing to post.

DAY DAY is a BORING DAY.

tats all. the end.

oh, wait !

3 mins ago is winny's birthday!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY WINNY TIO!
- from the person who love inuyasha as much as u =) -

8:58 AM

Ah Chua was here

Thursday, May 28, 2009

Hi, everyone.. Yes, its me, Shinyin, again.

k, i nvr go 打听 any news so don't have any latest news to post here right now.

continue with teasers:

Q: what is the difference between someone jumping from 20 storey and 2nd storey
A: one is ahhhhhhhh pooffff... the other one is poofffff ahhhhhhh

Char Siew Pao and Mee Kia got involved in an argument. Char Siew Pao got very angry and shouted at Mee Kia, "I'm going to find my gang and beat you!"
So Char Siew Pao went to round up Leng Yong Pau and Tau Sar Pow. Just then, Maggi Mee walked past. Immediately, the Paos started to beat him up. As Char Siew Pao was punching Maggi Mee, he shouted, "Don't think just because you perm your hair, we can't recognize you, ok!

One day, a man left his family to go to Johor Bahru for a business trip for a month. He gave his wife a farewell kiss and said he would email her everyday. Upon reaching the JB Hotel, he was given a Suite and was extremely pleased with the room as it even had a computer there. So he quickly turned on the PC and sent a email to his wife. After he sent it, he found he had sent it to the wrong email. By then, a funeral was held for a widow's husband in Huston. As she entered the house and checked her email full of condolenses, she fainted. Her son entered the room and read the email. It wrote "Hi Dear, I have reached my destination and i am very happy here. The place is wonderful and it even has computers here, I hope you would be happy without me around. Looking forward to seeing you in a month ^^. From your loving husband.

(this is going to confuse u XD )
Two men met at a bus stop and struck up a conversation. One of them kept complaining of family problems. Finally, the other man said: "You think you have family problems? Listen to my situation." "A few years ago I met a young widow with a grown-up daughter. We got married and got myself a stepdaughter. Later, my father married my stepdaughter. That made my stepdaughter, my step-mother. And my father became my stepson. Also, my wife became mother-in-law of her father-in-law." "Much later the daughter of my wife, my stepmother, had a son. This boy was my half-brother because he was my father's son. But he was also the son of my wife's daughter which made him my wife's grand-son. That made me the grand-father of my half-brother." "This was nothing until my wife and I had a son. Now the half-sister of my son, my stepmother, is also the Grandmother. This makes my father, the brother-in-law of my child, whose stepsister is my father's wife, I am my stepmother's brother-in-law, my wife is her own child's aunt, my son is my father's nephew & I am my OWN GRANDFATHER!"

(i know u guys like DIRTY story so i will post the one and only DIRTY story here, plz enjoy it)

once upon a time, there was a 16 year old boy by the name of John. John asked his parents for a mountain bike for his birthday and got his wish. So on his birthday, John took his new bike out for its first ride in the evening. Cos it was evening, the sun had set and it was quite dark. Despite this, John rode on through the poor visibility when suddenly...SMACK!!! He rammed into a street lamp and fell off his bike and into a nearby puddle of filthy mud. The mud was brown and thick and there was dead leaves and animal waste in it. John's leg was trapped under a plant and had to roll around in the mud until his whole body was very dirty before he could free himself. The end. Dirty enough ?

Ah Beng calls the telephone operator:
Ah Beng: "Could you please tell me the time difference between Singapore and New York?"
Operator: "Just a minute..."
Ah Beng: "Thank you."
Ah Beng got his answer and cut off the line.

After completing a jigsaw puzzle he'd been working on for quite sometime, Ah Beng proudly shows off the finished puzzle to a friend.
"It took me only 5 MONTHS to do it," Ah Beng said.
"FIVE MONTHS? Why did you take so long." the friend asked.
Ah Beng replied, "No, it is not long at all, look at the box, it says it is for 4 to 7 years".

the end. if there is a next time, i will post more teasers.

6:31 AM

Ah Chua was here

Monday, May 18, 2009

Warning: this post is full of grammar mistakes.The sentence structure is also no good becuase it is written by a girl who ALWAYS fare BADLY for ENGLISH. (but she is trying her best to improve her eng nowadays) So later on plz don criticise it, as you don have the rights to do so. Those caught doing so will be referred to as "proud, arrogant and si-tu-pid" Thx for your cooperation.

step 1: lets start off with a formal greeting - hi everyone.
Step 2: Introduce myself - hi i am Shinyin and not other ppl like AH CHUA.
step 3: Content:

let start off with the lastest news..
Or maybe many many many weeks ago de news.
There is some rumours which is 99% true about andrew aka firebird.
Some said he is now dating a girl.( to protect the interest of the girl, i will not mention her real name)
Some ppl comment that both of them are blur, now that they had become a couple wouldn't it be blur, blur and even more BLUR !
Some said they are a funny couple. They like to sms each other and think no one knows about them. ( oh plz, andrew don be so naive)

second news. Instead of the Chans brothers.. We have the LEE brothers. Which include (Samuel and trevis)LEE. Factorise out.

Trevis had been involved in some childish act, which i really really dunno why he wanted to be so childish when he CLAIM that he is young in heart but MATURED outside.
(k ,tats disgusting) K, trev had one bad point , thick skinned. But he also hav good point, that is he is good at bowling.

Samuel good point: He is good in english
Samuel bad point: you all should no wat is it...

Third news. June holiday is coming. Some ppl said they are organising a chalet. For more information, ask other ex-class22 ppl.

k, i think thats all.. i forgot some of the news le..
erm, now i will post some teasers to let u all strain that mouth of yours.

teaser:

An ant knocks the door of a HDB flat. House owner opens the door. "I want a place to stay", said the ant . "I have a vacant room which you can occupy for free of cost", said the owner. Ant went inside and occupied that vacant room. After some days, the ant brought in another ant and requested the owner "Can you please allow this ant to stay along with me". "Oh sure, you can do so without paying any rent" said the owner. After some days the ant brought one more ant and requested the owner to allow that ant to stay with it. Owner agreed to it without asking for any rent. This continued i.e ant brings in one more ant and owner agrees for it. On one fine day, the ant brought in tenth ant and requested the owner to allow that tenth ant also to stay with it. The owner said "Ok, you all can stay here but you need to pay rent". Now the question is Why did the owner ask for rent when the tenth ant came in?
Ans: Because they are now Tenants (Ten ants)

Q: What is the colours of Power Rangers?
A: Gold, cos "Gold Gold Power Rangers!"

Q:
There's one hundred people weighing 100kg each in a submarine.
Why did the submarine sink?
A:
Because submarines are meant to be submerged.

Once upon a time, there lived a green man in a green house which was in a green district. One day while he was bathing, a female friend of his came round to visit and rang the doorbell. Upon hearing his doorbell, the green man hastily wrapped a towel round himself and went to open the door. At that moment, he accidentally dropped his towel and his friend screamed in shock. Still screaming, she ran off and got knocked down when she dashed across a road. She died, the end.

What is the moral of the story?
Ans: NEVER cross the road when the green man is flashing. (only for jokes, plz cross the road when green man is flashing)

a guy called psycho went to learn types of therapy...he managed to graduate from the medical school and he thought of openin a clinic...he told the contractor that he would like to have his signboard written as "psychotherapist"...the contractor later found the words to long and decided to break the words...
the next day...psycho went to see his new clinic and had a shock!tis was what he had seen on his sigboard...
PSYCHO THE RAPIST

One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend suggested that he go to a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor.

''Simply put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about it. It only costs $10." Bill figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the drug store. Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and deposited the $10.

The computer started making some noise and various lights started flashing. After a brief pause out popped a small slip of paper on which was printed: "You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water. Avoid heavy lifting. It will be better in two weeks."

Later that evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was and how it would change medical science forever, he began to wonder if this machine could be fooled. He mixed together some tap water, a stool sample from his dog and urine samples from his wife and daughter. To top it off, he masturbated into the concoction. He went back to the drug store, located the machine, poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer again made the usual noise and printed out the following message:

"Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. Your dog has worms. Get him vitamins. Your daughter is using cocaine. Put her in a rehabilitation clinic. Your wife is pregnant with twin girls. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer. And if you don't stop jerking off, your tennis elbow will never get better."

~the end~ will continue nxt time.

7:59 AM

Ah Chua was here

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Well.. so how are you guys doing?
Good I hope.
And dont you feel a little 2/2-sick these days?

Fret not, for we shall organise outings during all the holidays (:

Also, there would most probably be 2 chalets in a year, one in June the other in December.

Why 2?
Dont you guys want to meet up with one another and have fun like we used to as many times as possible?

Okay thats enough.
Shall end my post here.

JUST JOKING.
(:
Ok I shall flood with pictures.
I'll be uploading all possible pictures, that means those that arent too unglam
Annd, well I dont have a lot of girls' pictures.
See lah! Dont let me take your pictures, this is the consequence.

.___.

Credits to Trevis for these 2 pictures. I wouldnt dare go up to her and snap one right in her face. ._.

Always fooling around with me. >_>

These two are taken during NOMAD. Notice their unique clothes.

Am I really that Charming? LOL.

I just recalled having edited this picture ages ago. O_O

Yeo and his ball.

Yangyehhh

Aint that me? ._.

LOL WINNEB. She looks like she just woke up.See her hair? LOL.

Mus' sleeping beauty? WHOOOPS.

STOP IT LAH HENG.

Benten is a happy guy!

Andrew the eternally horny bird.

If you think this is a rare shot of James, think again.

He uses his lollipop to brush his teeth. LOL

Jaselyn Ong :O HEEY! THATS MY TABLE! *points to the left*

NOW THIS IS AN EXTREMELY RARE AND SUPER ARTISTIC PHOTO. Take a look man, how often do you see James smiling like this? James : TODAY IS A HAPPY DAY!

Something we wrote for Pooneh before she left. T_T

ZOMG Acelynn, take a look at those nails D:<

National Day.

Mugging hard for geog girls? HEY WHATS THAT GREEN PACKET?

He has a motive for snapping people's pictures O:

Another rare one.Credits to Trevis for this, actually most of the pictures are thanks to him. Now this is a candid, dont think she'll be willing to take a nice one for us.

^__^ <-- Loon.

I told you he wasnt simple.

Yanjie : ahh im relaxing! *happy face* ^__^
Macus : ARGH! WHATS THAT STENCH?

Nina : I SAW THAT.

O_O

Uno Frenzy

Huan : I use gatsby! ((((:

*Poses for camera*

:DDDDDDDDDDDDD

Whats with that face?

The studious ones.

Now this is a rare one.

Reiko : *hides face*

I dont know whats this

And I dont know whats that either. Artistic art.

James' cab.

Photographer : ZOMG Im spotted DDD:

Jong. Sometimes I wonder why khwanfa calls her by her surname. And rochelle : UH TRYING TO TAKE ME?

These few pictures are during the outings to sentosa.
See! If you didnt go with us, you wouldnt be in them D:
SO, come with us next time.

Ok this one's dedicated to WINNEB TIOBEYTIO! She took the initiative to update the blog yesterday after like 2 years.

Last but the ones with the most value : CLASS CHALET & POONEH!

Do continue to attend the class chalets! You know you dont want us to drift apart.

And you guys had better thank me BOATLOADS AND BOATLOADS because it took me 1 hour to upload these pictures.

Stay united always.

-Samuel.

1:08 AM

Ah Chua was here